One sunny afternoon John decided to take his little boy for a ride in the car.
As they were going down the road they got behind a married couple arguing. The fight finally got out of hand and the woman cut off her husbands pecker and threw it out the window.
It then hit the windshield of the car in which the little boy and his father were in and slowly slid up the window until it flew off.
The little boy sat there for a second and then turned to his father and said "Dad what was that?".
John didn't know what to say he was hoping his son wouldn't ask, but finally he said "it was just a bug son".
The little boy continued to sit quietly for a second then turned back to his father and said "Did you see the size of the pecker on that bug?".