Guess I've been holding on to TLW for a while now. Maybe we should buy a house together. :)

I guess no one wants TLW but me.

TLW and I are going for ice cream.

I want it.
*takes TLW and the ice cream*

HEY!

You can have the ice cream, but I'm taking TLW.

-grabs TLW and runs into the trees of a  nearby forest-

*drops down from a tree dressed in all black and snatches TLW away before disappearing in a cloud of smoke*
Haha....the fat ninja strikes again!

*Attacks the smoke with a portable shopvac. Exposes the fat ninja and reclaims TLW before running away deeper into the forest.*

Sometimes OCD is a good thing. lol

Hey!  I worked hard to steal that.

*snatches TLW away with a lasso*

*grabs the rope and ties up the fat ninja, leaves him dangling from a tree branch as she runs off with TLW*

And we're off again! lol

*fat ninja becoms fat Jedi and takes TLW with the Force*

Now what did I do with that lightsaber?

*bops fat jedi with his own light saber, snatched TLW, and runs off into a thick fog bank*

Aha! It's mine!
 

You still kicking?

Always

Who you kicking, and are they squealing or screaming? lol