A father and his son went hunting for the first time.

The father said,” Son, whatever you do don't scream. Stay here while I go around to check the field."

About ten minutes later the father heard his son scream.

The father ran over and said," Why did you scream?"

His son said,” A skunk walked by my feet but I didn’t scream. Then a snake was crawling around my neck, but I didn’t scream cause you told me not to. Then two chipmunks crawled up my pant legs and said,..." should we eat them now or take them with us?"