A Few Giggles

From: DeannaG 5 Apr 2017 08:15
To: ALL1 of 1
What's the definition of a teenager?
God's punishment for enjoying sex.

What two words will clear out a men's restroom?
"Nice Dick!"

What's the definition of eternity?
4 blondes at a 4-way stop intersection.

How do you know if a guy has a high sperm count?
His girlfriend has to chew before swallowing!

What's the definition of indefinitely?
When your balls are slapping up against her ass, you're in....definitely!

Mom's have Mother's Day,
Father's have Father's Day.
What do single guys have?
Palm Sunday.

What do a dildo and soy beans have in common?
They are both used as a substitute for meat.

Why is sex like a game of bridge?
If you have a good hand, you don't need a partner.

What do a coffin and a condom have in common?
They're both filled with stiffs, only one's coming and one's going!

What did the hurricane say to the coconut tree?
Hold on to your nuts, this is going to be a hell of a blowjob!

How is a woman like a condom?
Both spend more time in your wallet than on your pecker.

What is the similarity between a woman and Kentucky Fried Chicken?
By the time you've finished with the breast and thighs, all you have left is a greasy box to put your bone in.

How do you find a blind man in a nudist colony?
It's not hard.