"I'm looking for a good man. Can you help me find a suitable one?"

The marriage officer said, "Your requirements please."

"Well, let me see. Needs to be good looking, polite, humorous, sporty, knowledgeable, good at singing and dancing. Willing to accompany me the whole day at home at my leisure, if I don't go out. Tell me interesting stories when I need a companion for conversation and be silent when I want to rest."

The matchmaker listened carefully and replied, "I understand, you don't need a man, you need a television."