How many men does it take to open a beer?
None. It should be open by the time she brings it.
Why is a laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman?
Because a woman who can't even afford a washing machine will probably never be able to support you.
Why do women have smaller feet then men?
It's one of those "evolutionary things" that allows them to stand closer to the kitchen sink.
How do you know when a woman is about say some thing smart?
When she starts her sentence with "A man once told me...."
How do fix a woman's watch?
You don't, there is a clock on the oven.
No these are not my jokes, but I thought the men might like them.